May 16, 2023

thatgaydemigodnerd:

bellbottom-jeans:

mirkwoodest:

thewhisperingescapes:

slumpyspaceprincess:

she-who-fights-and-writes:

lemon-embalmer:

lemon-embalmer:

fantasy characters: “Geez”

me: who the fuck spread Christianity there

this two-years-old shitpost just gained a hundred notes who the snickerdoodles dug it up

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W H A T

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@rogha

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In moments like this I always fall back on the fact that they also aren’t speaking English because they don’t have England or the many languages and conquering peoples that contributed to the creation of the English language and therefore the work musr be a translation into recognizable terms in our world’s terms. Call that Tolkien Brainrot.

Definitely funnier if you make fantasy explanations though,

Champagne is a wizard who sells bubbly alcohol.

It’s called English because of the original Lish people, all languages start with En here.

French fries are not potatoes they’re roots of the french plant.

Goodbye is now short for ‘good be your eye’ wishing you luck seeing the path ahead.

Jesus Christ is a long dead lich who used to cause everyone problems and we haven’t stopped saying her name when things go wrong.

And that’s the Pratchett approach

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May 16, 2023

shu-of-the-wind:

gonna fuckin fight some children again so here we go:

people older than 20 get to be in fandom. people older than 25 get to be in fandom. people older than 30 get to be in fandom. you know who writes those 100k+ magical fanfics that you consume, for free?? adults. you know who has protected, shepherded, and guided fandom for DECADES, starting in the days of zines that were sent secretly in snail mail because we didn’t have online communities? ADULTS. you know what KIND of adults in particular were pioneers of fandom?? ADULT FUCKING WOMEN. women in their thirties. women in their forties. women in their fifties, sixties, and seventies.

it’s one thing if someone is being predatory towards young people online and they are an adult. it is a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THING if a grown-ass person is just sitting and having fun in fandom and children come into our inboxes and tell us we shouldn’t be here. child, YOU would not be here if not for us. I as a thirty year old genderqueer would not be here if not for MY fandom elders guiding me and keeping me safe through my DECADES on this godforsaken fucking website and in fandom generally. you know who protected me and helped me learn how to be a positive influence in my fandom spaces??? ADULTS IN FANDOM.

so sit your asses down and learn something.

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May 16, 2023
warriorprincess1995:
“wreckitremy:
“30-minute-memes:
“Need to be mindful for our feathered friends!
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I’ve queued this to post around the time that alot of babies will be hatching.
Go buy some frozen veggies and feed the babies
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It is baby season...

warriorprincess1995:

wreckitremy:

30-minute-memes:

Need to be mindful for our feathered friends!

I’ve queued this to post around the time that alot of babies will be hatching.

Go buy some frozen veggies and feed the babies

It is baby season right now. A lot of babies are being born right now and people keep bringing them into the sanctuary. Sometimes its best to leave them alone.

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May 16, 2023

bluemusickid:

antimonarchy:

I love my mutuals, but I don’t really care for the ‘specialness’ associated with them. want to send me an ask off anon? do it. want to tag me in a post? do it. follower, mutual, or just random person who stumbled across my blog: I crave interaction and literally do not mind.

THIS. The inherent cliques formed is so weird, like pls message me, send me an ask, pls don’t think that just because we normally don’t talk, I won’t reply

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May 16, 2023

verified-villain-fxcker:

Me leaving the theatre December 17 2015: Wow! I can’t wait for Finn to become a Jedi and lead a storm trooper revolution, and Rey to be a skywalker/Kenobi, and Poe to be a main character with development and lead with Leia, and Luke helping his sister lead the new rebellion and train Finn and Rey. And Hux and Kylo and Phasma are gonna be an evil trio! So much cool stuff is gonna happen!

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May 16, 2023

incognitajones:

eddietg:

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Originally posted by d4-z3

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May 16, 2023
karcatgirl-vantas:
“repalakiedomer:
“ audible-smiles:
“god, I love this concept. don’t bother with breast forms, just fucking wear an optical illusion. will everyone know what you’re doing? yes, obviously, but they won’t be able to look at your great...

karcatgirl-vantas:

repalakiedomer:

audible-smiles:

god, I love this concept. don’t bother with breast forms, just fucking wear an optical illusion. will everyone know what you’re doing? yes, obviously, but they won’t be able to look at your great boobs for longer than two seconds without feeling dizzy, so who cares?

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#wearing this over a binder would be comedic genius

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May 15, 2023

feral-ballad:

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Kim Addonizio, from What Is This Thing Called Love: Poems; “Body and Soul”

[Text ID: “Sometimes the body / gets so quiet / it can hear the soul, / scratching like something trapped / inside the walls / and trying frantically / to get out.”]

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May 15, 2023

sixth-light:

You are at a cafe and are asked if you would like a “Fluffy”. You…

…know what it is, and have had one

…know what it is, but have never had one

…don’t know what it is, but think it’s probably a hot drink

…don’t know what it is, but think it’s probably a cold drink

…don’t know what it is, but think it’s probably a food item

…want to see the results

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May 14, 2023

king-keery:

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ANDREW GARFIELD shares how he got cast as Jonathan Larson in Tick, Tick…Boom! (2021) on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert | 21.06.2021

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May 14, 2023

should-be-sleeping:

toastbutteregg:

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Auto-followed.

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May 13, 2023

sulasnsleep:

“Be with me always—take any form—drive me mad! only do not leave me in this abyss, where I cannot find you!”

Emily Brontë

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May 13, 2023

prosodi:

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May 13, 2023
tanoraqui:
“#ugh good point #we have been forewarned! I will go back to not acknowledging this show’s impending existence (@aethersea with my thoughts exactly)
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tanoraqui:

#ugh good point #we have been forewarned! I will go back to not acknowledging this show’s impending existence (@aethersea with my thoughts exactly)

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May 13, 2023

manywinged:

manywinged:

the real life version of being doomed by the narrative is knowing you have work in the morning

the irl version of being stuck in the timeloop is also going to work

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